HI BABE, I'M KEEN. #LETSGETSCRUBBING.
...often should I scrub? Am I too keen?
You’re never too keen! But babe, whilst I’d like to see you 'round the clock 7 days a week, it is recommended that you have one to two scrubs a week. When scrubbing, be gentle and treat your skin well. I will ensure that your skin remains soft, supple and smooth. Just the way I like it.
...long can keen last?
I can say I last forever but I’d hate to lie. Use keen within six months. Be sure to keep the bag sealed in-between uses and store me in a cool, dry place. I know things can get a little heated sometimes but try to prevent water getting inside the bag as this can reduce my shelf life.
...long does it take keen to work his wonders?
Well, since you ask! Mumma told me not to boast but your skin will immediately feel better after just one scrub. With continued use your skin will feel firmer, smoother and more hydrated. It’ll be so good that even you can’t stop admiring (and feeling) yourself. Oh la la #imadmiringyoualready
Got more questions? Talk to me babe. Email me: firstname.lastname@example.org